My bio page, as written in the style of Edgar Allan Poe, according to ChatGTP:
From the mists of technology and creativity, I draw forth solutions to the enigmas of business. With a record of innovation and ease, I have brought forth products, brand experiences, and campaigns that have left a mark upon the market.
My odyssey began as an advertising copywriter, crafting national broadcasts and print campaigns for Omnicom agencies DDB, TBWA/Chiat/Day, and BBDO.
As a digital marketer and experience designer, I have navigated the murky depths of Bank of America, Sony Pictures, PayPal, Sempra Energy, Mattel, Warner Bros, EA Games, and California Lottery, among other powerful entities. From these depths, I have conjured forth apps, websites, games, content strategies, ecommerce conversion funnels, and social media programs.
In a feat of entrepreneurial dexterity, I fashioned and launched Zuum, an enterprise SaaS content strategy product. Its name quickly spread among a blue-chip list of clients, including Disney, Starbucks, the NFL, Nestle, Walgreens, Intel, AIG, Tupperware, 3M, Aramark, BBDO, Billabong, Chevron, Nissan, Sotheby’s, USC, Vanderbilt Medical Center, Blue State Digital, JWT, Capital Group, Capital One, Saatchi Healthcare, and Cleveland Clinic.
My sojourn at the University of Illinois, Urbana-Champaign culminated in a Bachelor of Science degree in Communications. I held the lofty positions of Creative Director and Promotions Director of WPGU, the largest student-run college radio station in the nation.
Beyond the confines of work, I am an enthusiast of photography, playing piano, cycling, and travel. Dark and mysterious are the paths I tread, but I do so with fervor and a steadfast resolve.